Funny Witty Quotes
Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer...Music
They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..Life Door
Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...Call Child
I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...World Beauty Wake
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...Hand
Not even a single possible thing is impossible..Impossible Possible Single
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...Love People Find
Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one's own..Being Mind Gift
I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....Want Think
Everyone is searching for the key to success. You already have it. Finding the right door, the one..Success Door
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?..Life Expect
You'll ignore a lot of things when you do away with ignorance...Ignorance Ignore
Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant....Truth Win
Envy is nonexchangeable because those envious towards you have nothing to make you envious towards..
Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words....Learn Wise
People who think money is the root of all evil haven't tried radishes..People Think Money Evil
I don't agree with Sigmund Freud. This is why I didn't read any of his books...Read
Let your ideas be the measure of your intelligence and not your remembrance of a textbook...
If your love is found. Congrats, you've just won something you'll possibly lose again...Love
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?..Time Money