Funny Witty Quotes

Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Funny Short Witty

Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer. Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer...

Change Funny Music Witty One liners

Music
Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Funny Short Time Witty

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Funny Inspirational Life Opportunity Witty

Life
Don Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...

Age Family Funny Science Witty

All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Funny Short Truth Witty

A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Funny Short Truth Witty

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth Witty One liners

Past
Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Funny Love Short Witty wordplay

I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it. I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...

Beauty Funny Optimism Witty

World Beauty
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda. Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...

Anger Funny Inspirational Politics Witty

Hand
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
Never leave a bathroom without an idea Never leave a bathroom without an idea..

Funny Short Witty One liners

If you won If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?..

Beauty Funny Short Witty

Not even a single possible thing is impossible Not even a single possible thing is impossible..

Funny Inspirational Optimism Short Witty

Impossible
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...

Funny Inspirational Short Witty

Love People Find
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom One liners

Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one's own..

Education Funny Inspirational Optimism Witty

Being Mind
Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom

Want
I want to think outside the box because it I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....

Confidence Courage Creativity Funny Imagination

Want Think
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20. Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...

Funny Life Short Witty

Death is just nature Death is just nature's way of making room for birth...

Death Funny Short Witty One liners

Way Death
Since it Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try..

Funny Short Witty

Try
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect? Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?..

Funny Life Optimism Short Witty

Life
Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell..

Funny Love Short Witty

Love Hurt
It doesn It doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'...

Funny Short Witty

Matter
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything...

Funny Short Time Witty

Time
To err is human, to forgive self is not divine To err is human, to forgive self is not divine..

Funny Short Witty

Human Self
To err is human, to forget it is inhuman To err is human, to forget it is inhuman..

Funny Short Witty

Human Forget
Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant.. Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant....

Funny Truth Witty Wisdom

Truth Win
Christmas comes in winter because it wants us to be well demure. Christmas comes in winter because it wants us to be well demure...

Funny Happiness Witty

That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name. That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name...

Funny Opportunity Short Witty Wisdom

Dear Forever, I Dear Forever, I'm sorry you didn't last....

Funny Short Witty

Forever
So many would say, So many would say, 'past is past. ' So why study history?..

Funny History Short Witty

Past
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?..

Funny Life Philosophy Witty

Time Money
A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless.. A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless....

Funny Short Witty One liners

My religion heartens me to respect neighbors. So would you neighbors let me adhere to my belief by My religion heartens me to respect neighbors. So would you neighbors let me adhere to my belief by..

Funny Music Relationship Religion Witty

Respect Music
A museum is a thing of the past A museum is a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth Witty

Past
With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past. With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past...

Funny History Short Truth Witty

Past
I have an I have an 'ologist' for everything!..

Age Funny Short Witty

No one has been expelled from prison because of misconduct. I ‎wish that schools are lenient as No one has been expelled from prison because of misconduct. I ‎wish that schools are lenient as..

Education Forgiveness Funny Witty

Wish
Sanity is immeasurable; insanity is. ‎ Sanity is immeasurable; insanity is. ‎..

Funny Life Loneliness Short Witty

If men make the same dreams of women, women will make alternative dreams. ‎ If men make the same dreams of women, women will make alternative dreams. ‎..

Dreams Funny Life Nature Witty

Men Women
No blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. No blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. ..

Funny Life Relationship Witty

Believe Men Women
Pride cannot see beyond two feet. Pride cannot see beyond two feet...

Funny Witty

Wine was a friend of serenity, before it turned a friend of obscenity Wine was a friend of serenity, before it turned a friend of obscenity..

Change Friendship Funny Witty

Friend
Contradiction is to use the word Contradiction is to use the word 'but' , BUT I don't agree with this idea...

Funny Witty

Only after graduation, youth discover that life isn Only after graduation, youth discover that life isn't as easy as a university...

Change Funny Life Witty

Life
If you don If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak...

Funny Nature Witty Wisdom

You have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing. You have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing...

Friendship Funny Relationship Short Witty

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