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Success DoorTop 10 Funny Witty Quotes
Death is just nature's way of making room for birth.- christine sharland
Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try- Lokesh giri
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?- Lokesh giri
Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell- Prince Sunil Raj
It doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'.- Lokesh giri
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything.- Lokesh giri
To err is human, to forgive self is not divine- Lokesh giri
To err is human, to forget it is inhuman- Lokesh giri
When the cat and god are at play together, God is as work.- Jeffrey DeMann
You'll ignore a lot of things when you do away with ignorance.- mohdmustafa99
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Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Envy is nonexchangeable because those envious towards you have nothing to make you envious towards them- mohdmustafa99
Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing.- mohdmustafa99
A bird in the hand is probably not alive.- Raymond Richard Reep
Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words..- Kayode Seyi Tayo
People who think money is the root of all evil haven't tried radishes- David Schapiro
Some people are good at throwing others under the bus.- joey the poet
Christmas comes in winter because it wants us to be well demure.- mohdmustafa99
That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name.- mohdmustafa99
I don't agree with Sigmund Freud. This is why I didn't read any of his books.- mohdmustafa99
Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from.- Dana Jo Graslie
Let your ideas be the measure of your intelligence and not your remembrance of a textbook.- Chasare Allen
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted- Timothy Michael Long
Dear Forever, I'm sorry you didn't last..- Daleen Irshaid
So many would say, 'past is past. ' So why study history?- Gregorio Santos
If your love is found. Congrats, you've just won something you'll possibly lose again.- Jovonta Battle
Divorce is just a way of getting rich quicker.- Jovonta Battle
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?- James J. Harris
Being lazy has advantages, for instance if you are lazy it becomes very hard to hold a grudge. Too much effort.- Jack Brown
Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say the truth..- success song
I don't just like comedians because they make sad people smile, I love them because they make happy people laugh..- success song
Great nations want to keep us laughter, to keep having something to laugh at.- mohdmustafa99
There are too many planets other than the earth; why don't we destroy one of them instead of the earth?- mohdmustafa99
If devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth?- success song
It's not just a beard, it's an adventure.- THIGHBRUSH
A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Yes, devils are in the details. Every time I deal with details of news I see them.- mohdmustafa99
When you're doing something that you like to do best, it's same as tapping happiness from source of creativity..- Kayode Seyi Tayo
My religion heartens me to respect neighbors. So would you neighbors let me adhere to my belief by lessening volume of your music.- mohdmustafa99
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.- Raymond Richard Reep
A museum is a thing of the past- Raymond Richard Reep
With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past.- Raymond Richard Reep
Always remember birthday as the beginning and never forget death day as the end..- Aye Aye
No one has been expelled from prison because of misconduct. I wish that schools are lenient as well. - mohdmustafa99
Sanity is immeasurable; insanity is. - mohdmustafa99
If men make the same dreams of women, women will make alternative dreams. - mohdmustafa99
No blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. - mohdmustafa99
Pride cannot see beyond two feet.- Joe Cervantes
If you think I am a freak, weird, and abnormal.. then I am doing my job well!- Amelia Goode
If I were your lighthouse we'd be awaken by the sounds of ships crashing against the shore.- Brandon Kellum
Every time poor Jack looks for something to steal , he finds a thief.- mohdmustafa99
Wine was a friend of serenity, before it turned a friend of obscenity- mohdmustafa99
Contradiction is to use the word 'but' , BUT I don't agree with this idea.- mohdmustafa99
Only after graduation, youth discover that life isn't as easy as a university.- mohdmustafa99
If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak.- mohdmustafa99
You have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing.- mohdmustafa99
Fingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries.- mohdmustafa99
Take your bed; it's time to lie not to lie.- mohdmustafa99
Faults occur when you correct the true acts.- mohdmustafa99
There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity.- mohdmustafa99
With some women you need an extra knock on their door, to change their no to a yes.- Joe Cervantes
Success is just another word for 'I did it!'- James Rolf
Every Christmas it's the same thing. Goodwill to this man, Goodwill to that man. But what about the Salvation Army?- Cory Powell
On why I believe in manscaping: It is always important to prune the shrubs, it makes the house look bigger.- jerry biern
Talk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al Jammaz
If we could read minds, many people would cease to think - Karrella Jones
Our lives are messages to the world waiting to be read.- Monica
Self-centered sounds so hateful. I prefer egocentric, it sounds much more eco-friendly.- J.C. Tuttle
Movie on your life is being recorded, just press the button of your memory & watch any moment of your past.- harbinderjit singh bajaj
Carbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo Laws
If I was a bird in the sky, i'm pretty sure I know who i'd shit on first.- mj mansfield
Everyone is a child; difference is just that- some are big, some are small and some are tiny, I know I'm tiny, so I must be big- Lokesh giri
There is only one things I can never do - 'nothing'; Seriously.. I never did it.- Lokesh giri
Soul music is just your soul saying it is hungry for sound. As it always is.- Jack Brown
Cats are the most evil, diabolical, selfish and freaking cutest things in the world.- Jack Brown
World wouldn't have been the same without computers, it would have been better :0- Lokesh giri