Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...
Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try..
It doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'...
Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant....
Truth Wisdom lie
Envy is nonexchangeable because those envious towards you have nothing to make you envious towards..
Christmas comes in winter because it wants us to be well demure...
Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from...
Top 10 Funny Witty Quotes
If your love is found. Congrats, you've just won something you'll possibly lose again.- Jovonta Battle
Divorce is just a way of getting rich quicker.- Jovonta Battle
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?- James J. Harris
Being lazy has advantages, for instance if you are lazy it becomes very hard to hold a grudge. Too much effort.- Jack Brown
Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say the truth..- success song
I don't just like comedians because they make sad people smile, I love them because they make happy people laugh..- success song
Great nations want to keep us laughter, to keep having something to laugh at.- mohdmustafa99
There are too many planets other than the earth; why don't we destroy one of them instead of the earth?- mohdmustafa99
If devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth?- success song
It's not just a beard, it's an adventure.- THIGHBRUSH
All Funny Witty Quotes ⇑
A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Yes, devils are in the details. Every time I deal with details of news I see them.- mohdmustafa99
When you're doing something that you like to do best, it's same as tapping happiness from source of creativity..- Kayode Seyi Tayo
My religion heartens me to respect neighbors. So would you neighbors let me adhere to my belief by lessening volume of your music.- mohdmustafa99
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.- Raymond Richard Reep
A museum is a thing of the past- Raymond Richard Reep
With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past.- Raymond Richard Reep
Always remember birthday as the beginning and never forget death day as the end..- Aye Aye
No one has been expelled from prison because of misconduct. I wish that schools are lenient as well. - mohdmustafa99
Sanity is immeasurable; insanity is. - mohdmustafa99
If men make the same dreams of women, women will make alternative dreams. - mohdmustafa99
No blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. - mohdmustafa99
Pride cannot see beyond two feet.- Joe Cervantes
If you think I am a freak, weird, and abnormal.. then I am doing my job well!- Amelia Goode
If I were your lighthouse we'd be awaken by the sounds of ships crashing against the shore.- Brandon Kellum
Every time poor Jack looks for something to steal , he finds a thief.- mohdmustafa99
Wine was a friend of serenity, before it turned a friend of obscenity- mohdmustafa99
Contradiction is to use the word 'but' , BUT I don't agree with this idea.- mohdmustafa99
Only after graduation, youth discover that life isn't as easy as a university.- mohdmustafa99
If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak.- mohdmustafa99
You have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing.- mohdmustafa99
Fingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries.- mohdmustafa99
Take your bed; it's time to lie not to lie.- mohdmustafa99
Faults occur when you correct the true acts.- mohdmustafa99
There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity.- mohdmustafa99
With some women you need an extra knock on their door, to change their no to a yes.- Joe Cervantes
Success is just another word for 'I did it!'- James Rolf
Every Christmas it's the same thing. Goodwill to this man, Goodwill to that man. But what about the Salvation Army?- Cory Powell
On why I believe in manscaping: It is always important to prune the shrubs, it makes the house look bigger.- jerry biern
Talk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al Jammaz
If we could read minds, many people would cease to think - Karrella Jones
Our lives are messages to the world waiting to be read.- Monica
Self-centered sounds so hateful. I prefer egocentric, it sounds much more eco-friendly.- J.C. Tuttle
Movie on your life is being recorded, just press the button of your memory & watch any moment of your past.- harbinderjit singh bajaj
Carbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo Laws
If I was a bird in the sky, i'm pretty sure I know who i'd shit on first.- mj mansfield
Everyone is a child; difference is just that- some are big, some are small and some are tiny, I know I'm tiny, so I must be big- Lokesh Giri
There is only one things I can never do - 'nothing'; Seriously.. I never did it.- Lokesh Giri
Soul music is just your soul saying it is hungry for sound. As it always is.- Jack Brown
Cats are the most evil, diabolical, selfish and freaking cutest things in the world.- Jack Brown
World wouldn't have been the same without computers, it would have been better :0- Lokesh Giri