Funny Truth Quotes

Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else. Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else...

Funny Philosophy Truth

Find
Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...

Funny Inspirational Short Success Truth

People Dream Impossible Possible
Judiciary itself is a trial.. Judiciary itself is a trial....

Funny Truth

Do NOT trust a FAT Dietitian! Do NOT trust a FAT Dietitian!..

Funny Truth One liners

Trust
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom

Understand
All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Funny Short Truth Witty evil

Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Funny Short Truth Witty

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth Witty One liners

Past
Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth

Art
Pictures tell a thousand lies, and people tell a thousand more.. Pictures tell a thousand lies, and people tell a thousand more....

Funny Truth

People
women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young Women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young..

Age Funny Short Truth Women

Look Try Men Women Age
Nothing you do is wrong.. until you get caught Nothing you do is wrong.. until you get caught..

Funny Truth

Wrong
Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive? Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive?..

Death Funny Life Short Truth

People Alive
The word The word 'ME' hurts me as well as others...

Funny Short Truth

They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination? They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination?..

Funny Short Truth One liners

Time Wait
You really have to start before you start. You really have to start before you start...

Funny Inspirational Life Truth Wisdom

Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold? Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold?..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth

It It's funny how we tell others to learn from their past, yet all we're doing is repeating our own..

Funny Life Truth

Learn Past Thinking Present Second
Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth parents

Possible Parents
My original dream as a child was to become an astronaut; then I remembered my people and I became a My original dream as a child was to become an astronaut; then I remembered my people and I became a..

Funny Truth

People Dream Child
To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with! To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!..

Funny Truth Wisdom

Know
Just pick the lock, if key of success is not available. Just pick the lock, if key of success is not available...

Funny History Optimism Success Truth

Success
Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant.. Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant....

Funny Truth Witty Wisdom lie

Truth Win
Any man should be able to afford to pay for his own lawyer; and, his own teeth. Any man should be able to afford to pay for his own lawyer; and, his own teeth...

Funny Short Truth

Able Pay
Truth is always painful unless you accept it. Truth is always painful unless you accept it...

Funny Short Truth One liners

Truth Accept
Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing. Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing...

Funny Nature Politics Short Truth

A bird in the hand is probably not alive. A bird in the hand is probably not alive...

Funny Short Truth Witty

Hand Alive
Even the wise learn from fool Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words....

Funny Philosophy Short Truth Witty

Learn Wise
On one side, we can call ourselves as leaders because we all lead our own lives :) On one side, we can call ourselves as leaders because we all lead our own lives :)..

Funny Leadership Truth

Call
Some people are good at throwing others under the bus. Some people are good at throwing others under the bus...

Funny Short Truth Witty

People
The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners. The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners...

Funny Life Nature Short Truth

Bad
Professionally, Good news is bad news. Professionally, Good news is bad news...

Funny History Inspirational Politics Truth

Bad
a meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted..

Funny Sad Short Time Truth

No matter how you look, you always face consequences No matter how you look, you always face consequences..

Funny Philosophy Short Truth

Look Matter Face
A girl will never carry the same look for the second time, the one which made you fall in love with A girl will never carry the same look for the second time, the one which made you fall in love with..

Beauty Funny Imagination Life Short

Love Time Look Girl Second
There is only one good thing about being the last, you don There is only one good thing about being the last, you don't have to look back, no one can chase..

Funny Life Sports Truth

Being Look
A group of friends.. hanging together.. who ain A group of friends.. hanging together.. who ain't getting NO MONEY.. is called a non PROFIT..

Funny Truth

Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say..

Funny Philosophy Truth Witty lie

Time Truth Lie
If you want to defeat anyone then try irritating them. You will definitely win.. If you want to defeat anyone then try irritating them. You will definitely win....

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth

Want Try Win
Going through your man Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the..

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Not all Hamlets are Danish. Not all Danish are Hamlets. Not all Hamlets are Danish. Not all Danish are Hamlets...

Funny Short Truth

Liars are very important for our life. Without them, we cannot know the credible ones. Liars are very important for our life. Without them, we cannot know the credible ones...

Funny Life Short Truth One liners

Life Know
The reason why I don The reason why I don't want to go back to the village is because I have that grandma who gives me..

Funny Life Relationship Truth

Want Reason
These days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that These days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that..

Funny Philosophy Truth

Money Friend
When facing a problem in life that you think is complicated apply the logic that we use with fractions.. reduce it down to its common denominator. O..
-Candi Taylor Jeter

Funny Inspirational Life Success Truth

Life Think Living Problem
Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie....

Creativity Funny Philosophy Politics Truth

Truth Lie
When it When it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth heart break

Hope Hand Head
A fool and his money are a girl A fool and his money are a girl's best friend...

Funny Short Truth Witty

Money Friend Fool
A museum is a thing of the past A museum is a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth Witty

Past
With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past. With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past...

Funny History Short Truth Witty

Past
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