I went to Catholic school. Every Summer our vacation was a Guilt Trip...
Funny Short Truth
Pictures tell a thousand lies, and people tell a thousand more....
Thinking there is such thing as 'an end to suffering' seems like an adult fairy tale to me...
Funny Life Truth
My original dream as a child was to become an astronaut; then I remembered my people and I became a..
People Dream Child
To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!..
Funny Truth Wisdom
Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from...
Funny Life Truth Witty
I have finally come to realize what life is: NONSENSE...
Funny Life Truth
'Yippee! Next year (2020) will be the 36th Anniversary of my 21st Birthday!..
Age Funny Truth
A group of friends.. hanging together.. who ain't getting NO MONEY.. is called a non PROFIT..
Top 10 Funny Truth Quotes
We Don't Spend Time, Time Spends Us!- Zeeshan Ali
If you want to defeat anyone then try irritating them. You will definitely win..- Nidhi singh
Isn't it weird that only few parts on our body are 'Private' to us- Shekhar Bhati
If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself and experience it.- swati somal
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself- swati somal
Let's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is your business. Let's learn to live with our mistakes.- Marie Yolande Pierre
We are in society of underrated truth and overrated lie..- success song
If devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth?- success song
Have you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Porn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it????- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
All Funny Truth Quotes ⇑
When I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Art is rich, but artists are poor!- Halil Xhafa
Not all Hamlets are Danish. Not all Danish are Hamlets.- mohdmustafa99
Liars are very important for our life. Without them, we cannot know the credible ones.- mohdmustafa99
The reason why I don't want to go back to the village is because I have that grandma who gives me hugs calling me her husband- Mr vybs live
These days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that criminals are dragging out bags of money. My friend the police will be there in less than 2 minutes.- Mr vybs live
When facing a problem in life that you think is complicated apply the logic that we use with fractions.. reduce it down to its common denominator. Once simplified it is much easier to determine how to solve it.. so why not simplify our lives & not damn ourselves to living only a fraction of it?- Candi Taylor Jeter Ed S
Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie..- Aye Aye
A thief can never steal what belongs to him- Tijani Kehinde John
When it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
My idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along!- Shweta Fernandes
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.- Raymond Richard Reep
A museum is a thing of the past- Raymond Richard Reep
With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past.- Raymond Richard Reep
A man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poet
Fingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries.- mohdmustafa99
There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity.- mohdmustafa99
I'm a lover and a fighter, I love to fight and I fight for love.- Christopher Jesus Diaz
Carbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo Laws
Parents have always been saying, 'Kids these days have all gone mad' from days of old, crazy.- Lokesh Giri