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Many people think they finished school, but school actually finished them- Pistis Balu
Before resolving conflicts with violence, if possible, warm up and stretch.- Mario González
Thinking there is such thing as 'an end to suffering' seems like an adult fairy tale to me.- Konchok Dhondup
Your mind can be your worst enemy. Control and train it wisely.- asokha
Be different not weird- Suraj Bhaskar Gholap
You really have to start before you start.- Uche Onyinyechi Richard
Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold?- QuagganQuoter69
Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
My original dream as a child was to become an astronaut; then I remembered my people and I became a physician.- Terron Hosten
To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!- Meshack Sewe
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Just pick the lock, if key of success is not available.- NaGa RaJ D
Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Any man should be able to afford to pay for his own lawyer; and, his own teeth.- The Quoted Iris
Truth is always painful unless you accept it.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing.- mohdmustafa99
A bird in the hand is probably not alive.- Raymond Richard Reep
Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words..- Kayode Seyi Tayo
On one side, we can call ourselves as leaders because we all lead our own lives :)- KRUTHIKA CHIDAMBARANATHAN
Some people are good at throwing others under the bus.- joey the poet
The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners.- mohdmustafa99
Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from.- Dana Jo Graslie
Professionally, Good news is bad news.- mohdmustafa99
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted- Timothy Michael Long
No matter how you look, you always face consequences- Farhad Dastoor
A girl will never carry the same look for the second time, the one which made you fall in love with her- Farhad Dastoor
There is only one good thing about being the last, you don't have to look back, no one can chase you.- Austris Vansovics
My heart will describe more than my hands will ever write- Kabir Khivan Singh
If you don't work hard like them, you will be calling them; illuminati and cartels.- Joshua Muasa
The world makes no sense to a non sensical person and a non sensical person can only see nonsense in sense and can only make nonsense out of sense.- Sundaresh
The world makes sense to a truly sensible person and a sensible person can see sense even in nonsense, and can make sense even out of nonsense.- Sundaresh
I have finally come to realize what life is: NONSENSE.- Konchok Dhondup
Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently.- asokha
'Yippee! Next year (2020) will be the 36th Anniversary of my 21st Birthday!- The Quoted Iris
Remember that time when you offered your advice? Me neither..- The Quoted Iris
A group of friends.. hanging together.. who ain't getting NO MONEY.. is called a non PROFIT organization..- Babi Shakes
Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say the truth..- success song
We Don't Spend Time, Time Spends Us!- Zeeshan Ali
Isn't it weird that only few parts on our body are 'Private' to us- Shekhar Bhati
If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself and experience it.- swati somal
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself- swati somal
Let's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is your business. Let's learn to live with our mistakes.- Marie Yolande Pierre
We are in society of underrated truth and overrated lie..- success song
If devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth?- success song
Have you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Porn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it????- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
When I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Art is rich, but artists are poor!- Halil Xhafa
Not all Hamlets are Danish. Not all Danish are Hamlets.- mohdmustafa99
Liars are very important for our life. Without them, we cannot know the credible ones.- mohdmustafa99
The reason why I don't want to go back to the village is because I have that grandma who gives me hugs calling me her husband- Mr vybs live
These days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that criminals are dragging out bags of money. My friend the police will be there in less than 2 minutes.- Mr vybs live
When facing a problem in life that you think is complicated apply the logic that we use with fractions.. reduce it down to its common denominator. Once simplified it is much easier to determine how to solve it.. so why not simplify our lives & not damn ourselves to living only a fraction of it?- Candi Taylor Jeter Ed S
Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie..- Aye Aye
A thief can never steal what belongs to him- Tijani Kehinde John
When it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
My idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along!- Shweta Fernandes
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.- Raymond Richard Reep
A museum is a thing of the past- Raymond Richard Reep
With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past.- Raymond Richard Reep
A man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poet
Fingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries.- mohdmustafa99
There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity.- mohdmustafa99
I'm a lover and a fighter, I love to fight and I fight for love.- Christopher Jesus Diaz
Carbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo Laws
Parents have always been saying, 'Kids these days have all gone mad' from days of old, crazy.- Lokesh giri