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some rules are too simple.. , but those are the rules to determined who we become.. ! Some rules are too simple.. , but those are the rules to determined who we become.. !..

Inspirational Relationship Short Success Wisdom

Time babbles in a freaky way on Sundays ! Time babbles in a freaky way on Sundays !..

Inspirational Time Wisdom

This is where our life greatness begins from.. ! This is where our life greatness begins from.. !..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

' Some bonds, whether they be human, animal, or bird, have an intimacy, and if situation comes to..

Heart Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

You pretented to be my friend for long but since I realised your aim was to dump my respects you You pretented to be my friend for long but since I realised your aim was to dump my respects you..

Some ingredients of truth with pure lie makes the perfect lie Some ingredients of truth with pure lie makes the perfect lie..

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Truth Lie
I went to Catholic school. Every Summer our vacation was a Guilt Trip. I went to Catholic school. Every Summer our vacation was a Guilt Trip...

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Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else. Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else...

Philosophy

Find
Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...

Inspirational Short Success Wisdom

People Dream Impossible Possible
Judiciary itself is a trial.. Judiciary itself is a trial....

Do NOT trust a FAT Dietitian! Do NOT trust a FAT Dietitian!..

One liners

Trust
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Life Philosophy Wisdom

Understand
All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Short Witty

Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Short Witty

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Short Witty One liners

Past
Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art..

Life Philosophy

Art
Pictures tell a thousand lies, and people tell a thousand more.. Pictures tell a thousand lies, and people tell a thousand more....

People
women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young Women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young..

Age Short Women

Look Try Men Women Age
Nothing you do is wrong.. until you get caught Nothing you do is wrong.. until you get caught..

Wrong
Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive? Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive?..

Death Life Short

People Alive
The word The word 'ME' hurts me as well as others...

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They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination? They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination?..

Short One liners

Time Wait
You should not wait for better days to come; they are already here. Life is all about attitude, You should not wait for better days to come; they are already here. Life is all about attitude,..

Inspirational Philosophy Relationship Success Wisdom

Life Remember Wait Attitude
GOD does not care about the color of your skin or what job you do, he cares about your heart. So do GOD does not care about the color of your skin or what job you do, he cares about your heart. So do..

Inspirational Love Philosophy Relationship Wisdom

God Heart Care Job

Top 10 Funny Truth Quotes

Many people think they finished school, but school actually finished them- Pistis BaluBefore resolving conflicts with violence, if possible, warm up and stretch.- Mario GonzálezThinking there is such thing as 'an end to suffering' seems like an adult fairy tale to me.- Konchok DhondupYour mind can be your worst enemy. Control and train it wisely.- asokhaBe different not weird- Suraj Bhaskar GholapYou really have to start before you start.- Uche Onyinyechi RichardWho wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold?- QuagganQuoter69Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusMy original dream as a child was to become an astronaut; then I remembered my people and I became a physician.- Terron HostenTo know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!- Meshack Sewe

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Just pick the lock, if key of success is not available.- NaGa RaJ DLying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiAny man should be able to afford to pay for his own lawyer; and, his own teeth.- The Quoted IrisTruth is always painful unless you accept it.- Kowsalapathy SaravananAnything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing.- mohdmustafa99A bird in the hand is probably not alive.- Raymond Richard ReepEven the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words..- Kayode Seyi TayoOn one side, we can call ourselves as leaders because we all lead our own lives :)- KRUTHIKA CHIDAMBARANATHANSome people are good at throwing others under the bus.- joey the poetThe deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners.- mohdmustafa99Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from.- Dana Jo GraslieProfessionally, Good news is bad news.- mohdmustafa99A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted- Timothy Michael LongNo matter how you look, you always face consequences- Farhad DastoorA girl will never carry the same look for the second time, the one which made you fall in love with her- Farhad DastoorThere is only one good thing about being the last, you don't have to look back, no one can chase you.- Austris VansovicsMy heart will describe more than my hands will ever write- Kabir Khivan SinghIf you don't work hard like them, you will be calling them; illuminati and cartels.- Joshua MuasaThe world makes no sense to a non sensical person and a non sensical person can only see nonsense in sense and can only make nonsense out of sense.- SundareshThe world makes sense to a truly sensible person and a sensible person can see sense even in nonsense, and can make sense even out of nonsense.- SundareshI have finally come to realize what life is: NONSENSE.- Konchok DhondupChoose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently.- asokha'Yippee! Next year (2020) will be the 36th Anniversary of my 21st Birthday!- The Quoted IrisRemember that time when you offered your advice? Me neither..- The Quoted IrisA group of friends.. hanging together.. who ain't getting NO MONEY.. is called a non PROFIT organization..- Babi ShakesConscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say the truth..- success songWe Don't Spend Time, Time Spends Us!- Zeeshan AliIsn't it weird that only few parts on our body are 'Private' to us- Shekhar BhatiIf you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself and experience it.- swati somalDevelop positive from negative and prove yourself- swati somalLet's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is your business. Let's learn to live with our mistakes.- Marie Yolande PierreWe are in society of underrated truth and overrated lie..- success songIf devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth?- success songHave you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusPorn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it????- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusWhen I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusGoing through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusArt is rich, but artists are poor!- Halil XhafaNot all Hamlets are Danish. Not all Danish are Hamlets.- mohdmustafa99Liars are very important for our life. Without them, we cannot know the credible ones.- mohdmustafa99The reason why I don't want to go back to the village is because I have that grandma who gives me hugs calling me her husband- Mr vybs liveThese days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that criminals are dragging out bags of money. My friend the police will be there in less than 2 minutes.- Mr vybs liveWhen facing a problem in life that you think is complicated apply the logic that we use with fractions.. reduce it down to its common denominator. Once simplified it is much easier to determine how to solve it.. so why not simplify our lives & not damn ourselves to living only a fraction of it?- Candi Taylor Jeter Ed SBecause Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie..- Aye AyeA thief can never steal what belongs to him- Tijani Kehinde JohnWhen it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiMy idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along!- Shweta FernandesA fool and his money are a girl's best friend.- Raymond Richard ReepA museum is a thing of the past- Raymond Richard ReepWith less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past.- Raymond Richard ReepA man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poetFingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries.- mohdmustafa99There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity.- mohdmustafa99I'm a lover and a fighter, I love to fight and I fight for love.- Christopher Jesus DiazCarbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo LawsParents have always been saying, 'Kids these days have all gone mad' from days of old, crazy.- Lokesh giri