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Some ingredients of truth with pure lie makes the perfect lie Some ingredients of truth with pure lie makes the perfect lie..

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Truth Lie
I went to Catholic school. Every Summer our vacation was a Guilt Trip. I went to Catholic school. Every Summer our vacation was a Guilt Trip...

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Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else. Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else...

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Find
Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...

Funny Inspirational Short Success Truth

People Dream Impossible Possible
Judiciary itself is a trial.. Judiciary itself is a trial....

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Do NOT trust a FAT Dietitian! Do NOT trust a FAT Dietitian!..

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Trust
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom

Understand
All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

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Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

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Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth Witty One liners

Past
Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth

Art
Pictures tell a thousand lies, and people tell a thousand more.. Pictures tell a thousand lies, and people tell a thousand more....

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People
women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young Women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young..

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Nothing you do is wrong.. until you get caught Nothing you do is wrong.. until you get caught..

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Wrong
Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive? Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive?..

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People Alive
The word The word 'ME' hurts me as well as others...

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They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination? They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination?..

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Time Wait
Thinking there is such thing as Thinking there is such thing as 'an end to suffering' seems like an adult fairy tale to me...

Funny Life Truth

Your mind can be your worst enemy. Control and train it wisely. Your mind can be your worst enemy. Control and train it wisely...

Funny Inspirational Life Philosophy Relationship

Mind Control Worst Enemy
Be different not weird Be different not weird..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth

Different
You really have to start before you start. You really have to start before you start...

Funny Inspirational Life Truth Wisdom

Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold? Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold?..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth

It It's funny how we tell others to learn from their past, yet all we're doing is repeating our own..

Funny Life Truth

Learn Past Thinking Present Second
Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible..

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Possible Parents
My original dream as a child was to become an astronaut; then I remembered my people and I became a My original dream as a child was to become an astronaut; then I remembered my people and I became a..

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People Dream Child
To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with! To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!..

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Know
Just pick the lock, if key of success is not available. Just pick the lock, if key of success is not available...

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Success
Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant.. Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant....

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Truth Win
Any man should be able to afford to pay for his own lawyer; and, his own teeth. Any man should be able to afford to pay for his own lawyer; and, his own teeth...

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Able Pay
Truth is always painful unless you accept it. Truth is always painful unless you accept it...

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Truth Accept
Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing. Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing...

Funny Nature Politics Short Truth

A bird in the hand is probably not alive. A bird in the hand is probably not alive...

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Hand Alive
Even the wise learn from fool Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words....

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Learn Wise
On one side, we can call ourselves as leaders because we all lead our own lives :) On one side, we can call ourselves as leaders because we all lead our own lives :)..

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Call
Some people are good at throwing others under the bus. Some people are good at throwing others under the bus...

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People
The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners. The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners...

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Bad
Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from...

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Professionally, Good news is bad news. Professionally, Good news is bad news...

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Bad
a meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted..

Funny Sad Short Time Truth

No matter how you look, you always face consequences No matter how you look, you always face consequences..

Funny Philosophy Short Truth

Look Matter Face
A girl will never carry the same look for the second time, the one which made you fall in love with A girl will never carry the same look for the second time, the one which made you fall in love with..

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Love Time Look Girl Second
There is only one good thing about being the last, you don There is only one good thing about being the last, you don't have to look back, no one can chase..

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Being Look
I have finally come to realize what life is: NONSENSE. I have finally come to realize what life is: NONSENSE...

Funny Life Truth

Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently. Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently...

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Life Build
'Yippee! Next year (2020) will be the 36th Anniversary of my 21st Birthday!..

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Year
Remember that time when you offered your advice? Me neither.. Remember that time when you offered your advice? Me neither....

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Time Remember
A group of friends.. hanging together.. who ain A group of friends.. hanging together.. who ain't getting NO MONEY.. is called a non PROFIT..

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Money Together
Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say..

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Time Truth Lie

Top 10 Funny Truth Quotes

We Don't Spend Time, Time Spends Us!- Zeeshan AliIsn't it weird that only few parts on our body are 'Private' to us- Shekhar BhatiIf you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself and experience it.- swati somalDevelop positive from negative and prove yourself- swati somalLet's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is your business. Let's learn to live with our mistakes.- Marie Yolande PierreWe are in society of underrated truth and overrated lie..- success songIf devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth?- success songHave you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusPorn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it????- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusWhen I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius

All Funny Truth Quotes

Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusArt is rich, but artists are poor!- Halil XhafaNot all Hamlets are Danish. Not all Danish are Hamlets.- mohdmustafa99Liars are very important for our life. Without them, we cannot know the credible ones.- mohdmustafa99The reason why I don't want to go back to the village is because I have that grandma who gives me hugs calling me her husband- Mr vybs liveThese days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that criminals are dragging out bags of money. My friend the police will be there in less than 2 minutes.- Mr vybs liveWhen facing a problem in life that you think is complicated apply the logic that we use with fractions.. reduce it down to its common denominator. Once simplified it is much easier to determine how to solve it.. so why not simplify our lives & not damn ourselves to living only a fraction of it?- Candi Taylor Jeter Ed SBecause Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie..- Aye AyeA thief can never steal what belongs to him- Tijani Kehinde JohnWhen it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiMy idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along!- Shweta FernandesA fool and his money are a girl's best friend.- Raymond Richard ReepA museum is a thing of the past- Raymond Richard ReepWith less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past.- Raymond Richard ReepA man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poetFingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries.- mohdmustafa99There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity.- mohdmustafa99I'm a lover and a fighter, I love to fight and I fight for love.- Christopher Jesus DiazCarbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo LawsParents have always been saying, 'Kids these days have all gone mad' from days of old, crazy.- Lokesh Giri