I think I need to get married and make some kids just to lower: OwnQuotes.com

Get the best quotes books from Amazon HERE

I think I need to get married and make some kids just to lower my insurance rates. -Lucky Singh

Get the best quotes books from Amazon HERE

Published On: January 04th 2014, Saturday @ 12:15:51 AM
Total Number of Views: 107
Categories: Funny 
Keywords: Marriage 

        Get Inspired! Join our Quote of the day newsletter

More Quotes Like this

The road to hell is not paved with good intentions, it is mostly paved with religions and souls

The road to hell is not paved with good intentions, it is mostly paved with religions and souls..

Death Funny Nature Religion soul

Think Need Hell Road

I need to buy myself a box, so I can sit outside of it, and

I need to buy myself a box, so I can sit outside of it, and..

Change Creativity Funny Imagination Philosophy

Think Need Buy

I want to think outside the box because it

I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in..

Confidence Courage Creativity Funny Imagination

Want Think

It's totally like dating a mermaid ; they need to be dry to have legs, then you can't make them WET..

Beauty Funny Happiness

Need

Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is

Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is..

Funny Love Marriage Short

Love Death

Kids, Here is an advice you must listen to in order to keep happiness : Don

Kids, Here is an advice you must listen to in order to keep happiness : Don't grow up!..

Funny Happiness Short

Keep Happiness Grow Listen Order

When kids are born, they are blessings, as they grow up they gradually becomes

When kids are born, they are blessings, as they grow up they gradually becomes..

Funny Wisdom children

Born Grow

People who don

People who don't know me think i'm quiet. People who do know me wish I was! :P..

People Know Think Wish

Scientists project to populate near planets by humans , but I think it

Scientists project to populate near planets by humans , but I think it's more exciting to let..

Think Earth

People who think money is the root of all evil haven

People who think money is the root of all evil haven't tried..

Funny Short Witty

People Think Money Evil

Secure your box, think out of

Secure your box, think out of..

Funny Philosophy Success Science

Think

If you rest your chin on your hand when you think, it will help you keep your mouth

If you rest your chin on your hand when you think, it will help you keep your mouth..

Think Keep Help Hand