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Do not be lured to think you're alone......, world over everyone is searching for something...!!!..
Although, no one should ever be called dumb, some folk are as dumb, as butterflies are beautiful...
Although, you should never call anyone dumb, the fact is some folk are as dumb as butterflies are..
Although, you should never call anyone dumb, the fact is some folk are as dumb as butterflies are..
They say, “Marry your best friend,” but to make your best friend your love interest or your..
To question the body count of a nonvirgin is an irrelevant quest. Onwards, her duty to protect what..
Listening to others earns us respect the quickest. But why take it from me? Try ranting to a madman,..
Self improvement isn't something to be made a show out of for others to observe..
My car had a wine in its engine. Then my mechanic came and removed the bottle...
An irony exists when you credit love to a debtor and though you are rich at heart,you become a..
Sometimes, I just wish that I was a homicidal maniac with a purpose in life...
The devil's in the details? Quick! Cut and paste the details into an Excel spreadsheet, name it 'V..
There are four pieces of cloth in this world. Religious cloth, non-religious cloth, sports cloth,..
I am no summer person. I don't know how to cope with all that sunlight and half-naked people frying..
I don't understand the people who count every calorie they take in. Lunch is not a math lesson...
Before you ever brew a tea, get to know the herbs better or you will most likely get poisoned like..
When you bury your head in the sand you become too exposed to innuendo...
Top 10 Funny Quotes
Those who often neglected him in his poverty and laughed at his hard work, are the ones who envy his success the most.- Srinivas Mishra
It has been all about women.. Most happily married women are the considered ugly. Then I'm wondering where are these beautiful ones on social media.- Uche Onyinyechi Richard
You: Are you Pregnant? Me: Yes, twins You: Really, boy or girl? Me: Large and Small Intestines - Edline E Major
You: Are you Pregnant? Me: Yes, twins You: Really, boy or girl? Me: Large and Small Intestines - Edline E Major
Means hypnotise the rich to think that death is only for poor people- Pistis Balu
"Hello everyone. My name is Iris. My life has always been seen as one huge catastrophic order of French fries. I know I have a problem. I'm a CARBOHOLIC and I need help."- The Quoted Iris
Happy birthday, today is your special day. Life may have thrown some stumbling blocks your way, but never forget that God Is still and will ALWAYS be in control, continue to Trust Him and He will see you through. Do not let that stop you from enjoying your day. Go and celebrate.- Edline E Major
“There are some things that can’t be written down in a book and your destiny is amongst one of those things, create your own future”- Kabir Khivan Singh
Boxing is very funny, MOKO ! MOKO !! Men of pants without loops exchanging punches to win a belt.- Fn Shihepo
I have a correct appetite these days but to wake up to the kitchen in the house of a Microwave is quite challenging.- Fn Shihepo
Inspirational + Funny Quotes ⇑
Inspirational Quotes
"Today was one of those frenzied type of days where you feel as if you had been the; "YOU ARE HERE" push-pin on the Giant Map of LIFE." - The Quoted Iris
You always need to show your good side if you live in a house made of glass. - Anthony T Hincks
They prefer lands, but I prefer a river... the day bush fires will start, it knows who to avoid - Pistis Balu
When you have something to say to others that they don't want to hear, listen to them first, to learn how to say it so they can hear you better. - Srinivas Mishra
“Be the best person you can as in the end it is only you” - Kabir Khivan Singh
“You’ve chosen your path, now don’t look back” - Kabir Khivan Singh
“Your smile should be the last thing that goes” - Kabir Khivan Singh
“Do not fix your bed when you are sleepy. Fix it before you get sleepy so that you can rest easy.” - Edline E Major
Don’t see someone better or worse than you, one teaches you to grateful for the things you have and the other teaches you to be hungry for the things you don’t. - Shivam Joshi
“There are some things that can’t be written down in a book and your destiny is amongst one of those things, create your own future” - Kabir Khivan Singh
Happy birthday, today is your special day. Life may have thrown some stumbling blocks your way, but never forget that God Is still and will ALWAYS be in control, continue to Trust Him and He will see you through. Do not let that stop you from enjoying your day. Go and celebrate. - Edline E Major
You: Are you Pregnant? Me: Yes, twins You: Really, boy or girl? Me: Large and Small Intestines - Edline E Major
You: Are you Pregnant? Me: Yes, twins You: Really, boy or girl? Me: Large and Small Intestines - Edline E Major
Those who often neglected him in his poverty and laughed at his hard work, are the ones who envy his success the most. - Srinivas Mishra
When you bury your head in the sand you become too exposed to innuendo. - Anthony T Hincks
Sometimes, I just wish that I was a homicidal maniac with a purpose in life. - Anthony T Hincks
My head on a pedastool is not a place to sit. - Anthony T Hincks
My car had a wine in its engine. Then my mechanic came and removed the bottle. - Anthony T Hincks
Only assholes live on a one way street - Benjamin M F Keller
Self improvement isn't something to be made a show out of for others to observe - LYGAS
They say, “Marry your best friend,” but to make your best friend your love interest or your love interest your best friend is the question. - Zion Iyogun
Do not be lured to think you're alone......, world over everyone is searching for something...!!! - William Sebunje
All Funny Quotes ⇑
No leader can be successful without empathy and kindness.- Sibel Terhaar
The way my people are broke these days, you can even type your CV at ATM.- Fn Shihepo
I'm unemployable. So is the pope- Shlomo
You're always excited to eat but you get full too soon- Pistis Balu
Love is a slavery on which no one wants freedom from- Pistis Balu
You don't try a poor man's soup expecting spices, because you know it would lack- Pistis Balu
Those who have attained wealth all of a sudden feel the need to start giving advice... even if its unsolicited- Pistis Balu
Sparrow fly high but cannot build damn with tail of beaver- daren mac
To my people that i owed Mr Judas, please be patient this money is still hot.- Fn Shihepo
Science fact more stupendous than science fiction.- Sundaresh
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