"Call Jenny Craig if you can't pull up your zipper."..
Witty Wisdom
Have a good day, tomorrow wouldn't be a replay of yesterday...
Witty Wisdom
Depression plus sadness equals parents having gray hairs worrying about your butt...
Witty Wisdom
If your love is found. Congrats, you've just won something you'll possibly lose again...
Funny Witty Wisdom
Love
Spit whatever you gotta say, make sure it doesn't get on them...
Don't leave life boring, throw in some paint and make it something to look back on...
Life
Life Look
If the truth hurts you, there's no nurse to hold your hand. Gotta take it!..
Witty
Truth Hold Hand