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"Counting sheep is not the right way for me. Sometimes they stand in one row, staring back at me, all slobbering - saliva of the same consistency and length, like sticky icicles. Other times, I imagine them playing ring and ring a roses, but then they all fall down and break their legs. Crossing the bridge one at a time, they start falling into the water. Then I count them coming out of the water, but they splash and shake, and completely drench me. In the midst of a happy scene, Hannibal Lecter appears, talking about lambs. Too distracting. Sheep -Sapna Dhandh Sharma

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Published On: March 02nd 2018, Friday @ 11:45:55 AM

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