"Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps."

"Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps." -Samuel E. Villegas

Published On: March 11th 2015, Wednesday @ 11:08:16 AM

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