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Samuel E. Villegas (samvillegas) Quotes & Sayings: Ownquotes.com

Samuel E. Villegas

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Samuel E. Villegas Quotes

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"If you are taking pills to enhance your memory and you forgot where you store them... you are "If you are taking pills to enhance your memory and you forgot where you store them... you are..

Age Funny

"Why is it that a Happy Hour always feels like a New York Minute?" "Why is it that a Happy Hour always feels like a New York Minute?"..

Funny Happiness Imagination Life

"Making money is easier than knowing how to spend it. " "Making money is easier than knowing how to spend it. "..

Business Success Wisdom

"I wish I could live in a nice two story house in a nice neighborhood and drive a nice car like H "I wish I could live in a nice two story house in a nice neighborhood and drive a nice car like H..

Funny

"We all are heroes. ..we just need an opportunity to prove it." "We all are heroes. ..we just need an opportunity to prove it."..

Courage Inspirational Life Opportunity Success

"For many, waking up each morning is when the nightmare begins". "For many, waking up each morning is when the nightmare begins"...

Dreams Life Sad Truth Poverty

"Dogs and cats have something in common. .. they think that we work for them". "Dogs and cats have something in common. .. they think that we work for them"...

Funny Nature

"Restaurants should not be judged by how the food tastes like, but, by how the restrooms look like. "Restaurants should not be judged by how the food tastes like, but, by how the restrooms look like...

Funny

"Pineapples aren "Pineapples aren't apples and they don't even grow on pines."..

Funny Nature

"People drive really fast to go to work, but they drive even faster on their way home to watch TV." "People drive really fast to go to work, but they drive even faster on their way home to watch TV."..

Family Funny Life Time

"Is the weather called weather because it weather rain or it weather snow, or it weather be sunny or it weather be cloudy, or weather it will be cool
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Funny Nature Science

"If you think airline ticket prices are expensive, take a ride to a hospital aboard an ambulance. " "If you think airline ticket prices are expensive, take a ride to a hospital aboard an ambulance. "..

Funny

"Hiring a limo is a waste of money, because once you get inside no one else can see you through "Hiring a limo is a waste of money, because once you get inside no one else can see you through..

Funny Success

"Alcohol and water don "Alcohol and water don't mix. Everybody knows that. But alcohol and sodas do. "..

Funny Science

"We don "We don't eat watermelons, we drink them. Because 99 percent of the watermelons is water and only 1..

Funny Nature

"For many, fulfilling the American Dream is living from paycheck to paycheck without having to ask "For many, fulfilling the American Dream is living from paycheck to paycheck without having to ask..

Funny Life Poverty

"The only good thing about TV commercials is that they give you the opportunity to run to the "The only good thing about TV commercials is that they give you the opportunity to run to the..

Family Funny Life

"It must have been awful going out on a date during those days when there were no deodorants, no "It must have been awful going out on a date during those days when there were no deodorants, no..

Confidence Friendship Life Relationship

"The lifespan of a buzzard depends on what road they choose for having their next meal. " "The lifespan of a buzzard depends on what road they choose for having their next meal. "..

Inspirational Nature

"A Stand-up Commedian "A Stand-up Commedian's worst nightmare is having to be on a wheelchair for life. "..

Inspirational

"If you have a round shape, you are in shape! ... because Round is a Shape. " "If you have a round shape, you are in shape! ... because Round is a Shape. "..

Funny

"If you want your neighbors to always like you, don "If you want your neighbors to always like you, don't drive a car that looks better than the ones..

Friendship Funny Relationship

"The best hospitals are the ones that provide the worst meals to their patients. " "The best hospitals are the ones that provide the worst meals to their patients. "..

Funny

"Working people are always thinking in retirement, and when they retire they are always thinking in "Working people are always thinking in retirement, and when they retire they are always thinking in..

Funny

"If it wasn "If it wasn't for SALT, this would have been a dirty, stinky and rotten world. "..

Funny Nature Science

Today, you know that a girl doesn Today, you know that a girl doesn't like you, when she sees you coming and puts a cell phone on her..

Funny Love

Know Today Girl
"An automobile 60 years or older is considered a Classic Piece. A person 60 years or older is "An automobile 60 years or older is considered a Classic Piece. A person 60 years or older is..

Funny Life

"This world is full of lies. The first lie we face in our life is called The Pacifier." "This world is full of lies. The first lie we face in our life is called The Pacifier."..

Funny Life

"Today, a person who doesn "Today, a person who doesn't speak English is like a sailor that doesn't know how to swim. "..

Confidence Education Success

"The name of the only man that has ever lived in total liberty is: TARZAN." "The name of the only man that has ever lived in total liberty is: TARZAN."..

Funny Nature Truth

"Everybody loves Rock n "Everybody loves Rock n' Roll because the old people who used to hate Rock n' Roll are now the..

Funny Music Truth

America America's favorite colors are: RED, WHITE and BREW...

Funny Patriotism

In the past people lived better because they didn In the past people lived better because they didn't have to pay for all the things that we pay..

Funny Life

People Today Past Order Pay
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And a garlic a day keeps everybody away. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And a garlic a day keeps everybody away...

Funny Short

Day
Getting married is not a joke, but there are hundreds of jokes about marriage. Getting married is not a joke, but there are hundreds of jokes about marriage...

Funny Marriage

Seagulls will soon face an obesity problem if they don Seagulls will soon face an obesity problem if they don't stop eating leftovers outside of fast food..

Funny Life

Stop Face Problem Food
The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER. The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER...

Funny Life Philosophy

Men Women
Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps. Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps...

Funny Life

People
Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps. Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps...

Funny Short

People
Years ago, by carrying too much money with you, you could be assaulted. But today, by carrying too Years ago, by carrying too much money with you, you could be assaulted. But today, by carrying too..

Funny Time

Money Today
The only difference between the ancient Roman circus and today The only difference between the ancient Roman circus and today's Super Bowls is : THE COMMERCIALS...

Funny Sports

Difference
Today Today's single women rather live without a man than without a cell phone...

Funny Short Women

Women Single
It took 25.4 billion dollars to put a man on the Moon. It took only clay to put one on Earth. It took 25.4 billion dollars to put a man on the Moon. It took only clay to put one on Earth...

God

Earth
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