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Age Funny
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Funny Nature
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Funny Success
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Funny Science
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Funny Nature
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Inspirational Nature
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Today, you know that a girl doesn't like you, when she sees you coming and puts a cell phone on her..
Funny Love
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Funny Life
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Funny Life
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Funny Nature Truth
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And a garlic a day keeps everybody away...
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Funny Marriage
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Funny Life
People
Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps...
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Years ago, by carrying too much money with you, you could be assaulted. But today, by carrying too..
Funny Time
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God
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