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Today Today's single women rather live without a man than without a cell phone...

Funny Short Women

women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young Women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young..

Age Funny Short Truth Women

when god gave women more threshold of pain he also made sure they get more pain too. When god gave women more threshold of pain he also made sure they get more pain too...

Funny God Short Women pain

A man is liable to make a mistake if he loves two women. A man is liable to make a mistake if he loves two women...

Love Relationship Short Women mistake

Women are beautiful But money is more, more and more beautiful Women are beautiful But money is more, more and more beautiful..

Truth Women money falling in love

Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand. Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand...

Funny Short One liners Women

Women are beautiful, sophisticated, and complex creatures, but they do have dark secrets too. Women are beautiful, sophisticated, and complex creatures, but they do have dark secrets too...

Marriage Relationship Romantic Women

Sometimes women want the opposite of what they really want Sometimes women want the opposite of what they really want..

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The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER. The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER...

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Women are like flowers, each with different color, design and beauty. The problem arises when men Women are like flowers, each with different color, design and beauty. The problem arises when men..

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the key to being successful in your relationships with women is knowing that they are always right. The key to being successful in your relationships with women is knowing that they are always right...

Love Relationship Women

Women fall in love through their ears, and what about men? men! they just need to know you are Women fall in love through their ears, and what about men? men! they just need to know you are..

Funny Love Women

Women bring balance to a world that is full of strife as well as happiness to a soul that is empty, Women bring balance to a world that is full of strife as well as happiness to a soul that is empty,..

Happiness Love Women

Our generation is becoming so busy trying to prove that women can do what men can do that women are losing their uniqueness. Women weren't created to..
-Ashi Singh

Inspirational Wisdom Women

Women get involved in politics when they discover that men are not fit for it. Women get involved in politics when they discover that men are not fit for it...

Funny Politics Short One liners Women

Despite my 20 years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does..
-Mujtuba Hussain

Inspirational Life Love Relationship Wisdom

Today Women have been successful in achieving great heights. Being a woman with balancing family, housework & job is not easy, but she does it with..
-Joycee Fernandes

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Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand. Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand...

Funny Short One liners Women

Treat women special and see incredible progress Treat women special and see incredible progress..

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A philogynist is a gentleman fond of women except his wife. A philogynist is a gentleman fond of women except his wife...

Funny Relationship Short Women

The only golden rule is that all women adore gold. The only golden rule is that all women adore gold...

Funny Short One liners Women

Do not take note The most romantic gift that a boyfriend can give to his dying girlfriend who does not have a heart donor is to give her own loving..
-Romeo

Love Relationship

Increasing accusations of sexual harassment, makes you avoid doing favor to women. Increasing accusations of sexual harassment, makes you avoid doing favor to women...

Short One liners Women

Women are of three categories: the beautiful look, the beautiful conduct, and the neither. Women are of three categories: the beautiful look, the beautiful conduct, and the neither...

Beauty Short One liners Women


Top 10 women Quotes

Men are pigs. And I say that not as an insult. I should know, we're wired that way, we want to f**k every woman we see right in front of us. Women are pigs as well, we're just more obvious.- Brandon HynesOld Arabs acclaimed women who sleep until midday , however this fact should not be conveyed to the contemporary female generation.- mohdmustafa99If you could be mindful of smoking, clubbing, women and friends you Will go far.- Justice Appiah BoatengAll men and women were born equal but fear of God and amount of education received by each individual set them apart.- Segun RasakiOh! You're beautiful but none than the one have never sight upon. Paradise women- Ojo Yusuf AbdulazeezThe government should tax every man who uses women.- Joe CervantesIf men make the same dreams of women, women will make alternative dreams. ‎- mohdmustafa99No blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. - mohdmustafa99Even as far as the weather is from us, it can still be predicted. Unlike the women, as close as they are to us, they still can't be predicted.- Sulaimon Afeez OlatunjiA man's trust for a women starts when he is a boy, with the trust for his mother, so if a mother betrays a boy's trust how is that boy when he becomes a man supposed to trust any women?- Neil Simon Triston Mercieca

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Funny Quotes Women fall in love through their ears, and what about men? men! they just need to know you are available. - Lisa RoyWhen god gave women more threshold of pain he also made sure they get more pain too. - Lokesh GiriWomen are like jobs, you can apply yourself to one. If you don't get that job, you can always apply yourself to another one. - DustinIt's so funny to me when people see me having a conversation with a woman, they think something is going on, let them think all they want, i enjoy talking to women, they have a lot to say! lol - JESSICA SERITA ABRAMSYou only get heart failure when you overload it with women. - Joe CervantesToday's single women rather live without a man than without a cell phone. - Samuel E. VillegasThe two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER. - Samuel E. VillegasNo blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. - mohdmustafa99The government should tax every man who uses women. - Joe CervantesOld Arabs acclaimed women who sleep until midday , however this fact should not be conveyed to the contemporary female generation. - mohdmustafa99Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand. - mohdmustafa99Scientists are struggling to find out why African women turn down TV volume to smell what is burning in the kitchen - Mr vybs liveThe only golden rule is that all women adore gold. - mohdmustafa99A philogynist is a gentleman fond of women except his wife. - mohdmustafa99Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand. - mohdmustafa99Women get involved in politics when they discover that men are not fit for it. - mohdmustafa99

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Women nor men run the world - professionals do- Chiquita BowlegFeminist literature is like a sandpaper, made tough to smoothen our hard minds for having good thoughts about women.- mohdmustafa99With some women you need an extra knock on their door, to change their no to a yes.- Joe CervantesFeminism is a lie, its just women hating on men for they have hatred but need a scapegoat and they chose an easy target.- Timothy Michael LongMen are not THE PROBLEM, Women acting DESPERATE and not respecting themselves are THE PROBLEM..- Babi ShakesIf a man speaks what he really thought, Women will be his most speculative enemies- MD GALIB MANSOORYou can have a million women in your lifetime, but none of them will ever be me..- Caroline HuamaniSome saudi men don't seem to like saudi women because of what they see in them, on the other hand, some saudi women don't seem to like saudi men because of what they don't see in them.- diya ahmed azzonyWomen are like onions, you have to pull us back one layer at time to find the beauty underneath all of uneven things in our lives. Also to find out who we are for what we truly are and what we wanna be known for.- Susan JohnsonWomen are my weakness, not my want - Farhad DastoorIf women value themselves enough, men would be more decent- diya ahmed azzonyWhat are Heroes? Heroes are Men, Women and Children who do an act of Freedom, Bravery, Courage and/or Intellect in their lives to be remembered by the next generations to come.- Garry Jack TownsendWomen fall in love with men with great achievement and men do with women capable of seduction. It really becomes tough when one loses their quality- Amoako TheophilusWomen are the source of the earth and men are also source of protection. we can not live without each other's support.- Amoako TheophilusWomen who break our hearts, don't deserve the worthiness in womens day. Their hearts lack parenthood, I think they are just men in skirts.- Mr vybs liveSome women are more slicker than men, they'll lose him on a highway chase.- joey the poetMen & Women were never meant to be equals, reality is women rule the world.- MacmillanI like to see women who are stronger. Stand there like brave ones after many men had stepped, sliced, hurt their hearts and broke it to pieces, also broke the walls in their hearts that they had made for years.- Amarysti KardiYou can't understand women, they always stab you behind- abbas_khan