The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER

The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER. -Samuel E. Villegas

Published On: March 11th 2015, Wednesday @ 10:46:23 PM

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