Witty Life Quotes Pictures

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Funny Inspirational Life Opportunity Witty

Life Door
Life is three groups of hits: that you strike, that you receive, and that you avoid. Life is three groups of hits: that you strike, that you receive, and that you avoid...

Failure Life Success Witty

Life
Everyone has defects, and the most serious of them is to be blind about yours. Everyone has defects, and the most serious of them is to be blind about yours...

Failure Life Witty

Blind
in life, you don In life, you don't have to go through an experience to learn your lesson, just make the right..

Life Success Witty

Life Learn Experience Decision
When life goes easy, take it hard; Because life may not offer you a second chance. When life goes easy, take it hard; Because life may not offer you a second chance...

Inspirational Life Witty

Life Chance Second
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
by controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out By controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out..

Happiness Life Short Witty

Control
The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey..

Life Short Success Witty wordplay

Life Journey
Some say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair. Some say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair...

Life Short Witty

Life
I do not wish to follow the majority; the resources are scarce that way. I do not wish to follow the majority; the resources are scarce that way...

Courage Creativity Inspirational Life Opportunity

Way Wish
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20. Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...

Funny Life Short Witty

Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director..

Leadership Life Short Witty

Life
Never judge a book by its Never judge a book by its 'index' page. Go through the book thoroughly, before doing it. The same..

Life Philosophy Witty Wisdom

People Mind Face Remember Judge
Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it. Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it...

Life Short Witty Wisdom

Life Keep Game
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect? Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?..

Funny Life Optimism Short Witty

Life Expect
Don Don't serve water of sadness when they're thirsty of happiness....

Happiness Life Philosophy Witty Wisdom

Happiness Water
Life is easy when it is not difficult.. Life is easy when it is not difficult....

Life Witty

Life
If you don If you don't go through hell you wouldn't understand the beauty of heaven....

Creativity Life Philosophy Witty One liners

Understand Beauty Hell Heaven
Laziness is tolerable, but its consequences are completely intolerable Laziness is tolerable, but its consequences are completely intolerable..

Failure Life Sad Short Witty

Trust is always bigger than the capacity of the vessel that we put it in. Trust is always bigger than the capacity of the vessel that we put it in...

Failure Life Relationship Witty

Trust
Work is great , therefore you must not consume it all today. Spare a part of it for tomorrow. Work is great , therefore you must not consume it all today. Spare a part of it for tomorrow...

Life Opportunity Time Witty

Work Today Tomorrow
Comfort and Learning are antonyms, your learning starts at the end of your comfort zone Comfort and Learning are antonyms, your learning starts at the end of your comfort zone..

Courage Inspirational Life Truth Witty

Learning
Life is not the way only ; it Life is not the way only ; it's both the way and the hindrances...

Courage Life Short Success Witty

Life Way
Don Don't ask me, I am also good at questioning...

Failure Life Witty Wisdom question

May you May you' is more workable than 'you must..

Inspirational Life Romantic Short Witty

Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from...

Funny Life Truth Witty

Never give up, just Move On.. Never give up, just Move On....

Change Failure Life Patience Time

Give
I turned around and started to run and I did run fast and far; but I tripped and fell into everything that I was running away from. I've learned it's..
-Gary Sims

Life Witty

Face Walk Run Whatever
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?..

Funny Life Philosophy Witty money

Time Money
Common sense is uncommon in common ; ) Common sense is uncommon in common ; )..

Imagination Life Short Truth Witty

Sense
The only immortality that humans can achieve is through the passing on of our knowledge. The only immortality that humans can achieve is through the passing on of our knowledge...

Life Philosophy Short Witty knowledge

Knowledge Achieve
Being lazy has advantages, for instance if you are lazy it becomes very hard to hold a grudge. Too Being lazy has advantages, for instance if you are lazy it becomes very hard to hold a grudge. Too..

Funny Hate Life Witty

Being Hold Effort
Lies kill trust while truth expose decisiveness Lies kill trust while truth expose decisiveness..

Life Short Truth Witty One liners

Truth Trust Kill
Whoever plans to live forever should at the same time have it in mind to die now.. Whoever plans to live forever should at the same time have it in mind to die now....

Death Life Philosophy Time Witty

Time Mind Die Forever
Its better to die in happiness than to live in sorrow.. Its better to die in happiness than to live in sorrow....

Happiness Life Philosophy Truth Witty

Happiness Die
We want happiness to go along the way , but it always goes across. We want happiness to go along the way , but it always goes across...

Happiness Life Short Witty One liners

Want Way Happiness
You cannot judge the world as wrong and you as right unless you are an extraterrestrial. You cannot judge the world as wrong and you as right unless you are an extraterrestrial...

Life Short Witty One liners

World Wrong Judge
Teach me the abacus; I want to calculate the pure ones. Teach me the abacus; I want to calculate the pure ones...

Education Life Short Witty

Want Teach
When you interfere to stop a clash, that whom you soothe first is the assailant. When you interfere to stop a clash, that whom you soothe first is the assailant...

Life Short Witty

Stop
Teach your dog barking, but teach it also when to bark and at whom. Teach your dog barking, but teach it also when to bark and at whom...

Education Life Nature Short Witty

Teach
I am not waiting for angels to arrive, I am just waiting for devils to depart. I am not waiting for angels to arrive, I am just waiting for devils to depart...

Change Faith Freedom Life Opportunity

Waiting
I dislike breaking ties with others, but when they do, I do better. I dislike breaking ties with others, but when they do, I do better...

Life Relationship Short Witty

Old statistics helps in doing now what you didn Old statistics helps in doing now what you didn't achieve when that statistics was fresh...

Age Failure Life Time Witty

Achieve
There are a lot of good people because they hadn There are a lot of good people because they hadn't opportunities to be other than this...

Life Opportunity Witty

People
Gender equity is not enough. We also need equity between individuals of the same gender. Gender equity is not enough. We also need equity between individuals of the same gender...

Life Nature Patriotism Witty

Need
Live a half of your life loyal to emotions , and the other half by being disloyal to. Live a half of your life loyal to emotions , and the other half by being disloyal to...

Hate Life Love Witty

Life Being
The well of virtue is inexhaustible, but  very few thirsty ones do know where it is. The well of virtue is inexhaustible, but very few thirsty ones do know where it is...

Happiness Imagination Life Sad Witty

Know
Knowledge is the matter that we can Knowledge is the matter that we can't pretend , nor hide...

Life Short Witty

Matter Knowledge Hide

Top 10 Witty Life Quotes

Earn a repute, Learn to respect it- Ritesh RanjanYou fear two days: Yesterday when you gave a promise, and ‎tomorrow when you have to fulfill it. ‎- mohdmustafa99Sanity is immeasurable; insanity is. ‎- mohdmustafa99If men make the same dreams of women, women will make alternative dreams. ‎- mohdmustafa99No blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. - mohdmustafa99You don't complicate rather uncomplicated life..- Kayode Seyi TayoYour mind is a cage, if you can find the key to it then you can escape reality.- Dakota Ace HardinEven though I do not like to study for knowledge, the research that I like to do grants me knowledge.- Jose Ezequiel Montalvan LlerenaLife is fun. That is if you survive the stupid injuries when your a kid, drugs when your a teen, car crashes when you are an adult, and cancer when you are old. Once you survive that hell of a ride one of your organs gonna fail on you.- Amles ZnovhFatten me if you want to give me as meat for the wild animals.- mohdmustafa99

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Get to give, You will get but never give. Give to get, you will give but never get.- mohdmustafa99A child works by faith, he is not wise enough to know doubt.- Kimto Oche EmmanuelOnly after graduation, youth discover that life isn't as easy as a university.- mohdmustafa99Two advises are less workable than one.- mohdmustafa99Good apology can't be repetitive.- mohdmustafa99It is nice to be nice with me, but it is not nice of me to let you be nice with me alone.- mohdmustafa99Faults occur when you correct the true acts.- mohdmustafa99There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity.- mohdmustafa99Today, having a good salary doesn't depend on what you work, but on where you work.- mohdmustafa99Why does the rain pour down on the hopeless and why does the thunder defeat the weak?- KatieI can always tell when people are lying. That's why I don't lie. Because I'm afraid people can tell when I'm lying.- Lorreda C SmithSome people are born to sail, some people are born to be accountants, and then some people are born to waste their life away making rap music- Jack Brown