" One time, when I was a fetus, I pondered the thought that the big bang could have been nothing more than a reaction to the stimulation of an endorphin within the consciousness of someone, or something - so massive, that there is no possible way to comprehend the dynamic with only 10% of the human brain.. However, at the moment of birth, I began watching television, and forgot about it - until just now. - Klaatu 2018 -Cole Ford

Published On: March 09th 2018, Friday @ 5:07:49 PM

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