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Positivity creates a solution to every problem. Negativity creates a problem in every solution Positivity creates a solution to every problem. Negativity creates a problem in every solution..

Confidence Creativity Faith Philosophy Wisdom

Problem Solution
Why to give a chance for the luck to knock the door, instead open the door Why to give a chance for the luck to knock the door, instead open the door..

Optimism Short

Give Open Chance Door
life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial. Life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial...

Funny Life Short

Life
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..

Funny Life Wisdom problems

People World Problem
Never leave a bathroom without an idea Never leave a bathroom without an idea..

Funny Short Witty One liners

Idea
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...

Funny Inspirational Short Witty

Love People Find
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom One liners

Love People Find
my life is a damn big joke.. because people in it laugh a lot ! :D My life is a damn big joke.. because people in it laugh a lot ! :D..

Funny Life

Life People Laugh
The biggest mistake is not learning from it. The biggest mistake is not learning from it...

Failure Witty Wisdom mistake

Mistake Learning
Since it Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try..

Funny Short Witty

Try
The Mailman The Mailman's Creed should be changed to 'We deliver whenever we feel like it...

Funny Short One liners

Feel
When I hear Johnny boy sing 'I read the news today, oh boy!'. That's my reaction to life, treat it like it's nothing, and deflect with sarcasm. A lot..
-Brandon Hynes

Life

Life Today Thinking Laugh Read
Work is great , therefore you must not consume it all today. Spare a part of it for tomorrow. Work is great , therefore you must not consume it all today. Spare a part of it for tomorrow...

Life Opportunity Time Witty

Work Today Tomorrow
The human sperm and the Olympic swimmer are the same. They may swim out their energies, but may not The human sperm and the Olympic swimmer are the same. They may swim out their energies, but may not..

Life Opportunity Time Witty

Work Today Tomorrow
Schrödinger Schrödinger's katydid and didn’t...

Philosophy Science Wisdom One liners

Work Today Tomorrow
If the tail wags the dog, is the dog any less happy? If the tail wags the dog, is the dog any less happy?..

Happiness Philosophy Politics Wisdom

Work Today Tomorrow
A liar needs a good memory. I forget why. A liar needs a good memory. I forget why...

Funny Truth

Work Today Tomorrow
If delay and indecision are the parents of failure, how did they ever get around to having sex??? If delay and indecision are the parents of failure, how did they ever get around to having sex???..

Failure Funny Success Wisdom

Work Today Tomorrow
We may lose our mind sometimes but never lose our sense of humour as it is key to survival and We may lose our mind sometimes but never lose our sense of humour as it is key to survival and..

Inspirational Life Short Success Wisdom

Work Today Tomorrow
What color does your mood ring turn after you read about thermochromism? What color does your mood ring turn after you read about thermochromism?..

Funny Philosophy Wisdom

Work Today Tomorrow
*Every* picture is actual size. *Every* picture is actual size...

Funny Witty Wisdom

Work Today Tomorrow
My boss claims he’s grooming me for promotion – but so far he’s hardly picked any lice from My boss claims he’s grooming me for promotion – but so far he’s hardly picked any lice from..

Business Funny Work

Work Today Tomorrow
‘Umpteenth’ sounds like a lot, but it’s really just the number ump + 10. ‘Umpteenth’ sounds like a lot, but it’s really just the number ump + 10...

Computers Science Witty

Work Today Tomorrow
A surveillance video is a nature documentary about humans. A surveillance video is a nature documentary about humans...

Funny Nature Philosophy

Work Today Tomorrow

Top 10 Humor Quotes

How do you mend the promises you break — stitching, gumming, welding, nailing, stapling?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWhen chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWhen chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf you’re not catching fun, cast a new net.- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf only one could follow one’s dreams as easily as one follows others on Twitter and Instagram !- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguDepending on the kind of man he is, he zips down when he sees a woman. Depending on the kind of woman she is, she zips up when she sees a man. Is that what Americans call zip code?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguITS NOT WITHOUT ITS MERIT & BUILDS Character to believe in yourself when certain & not concern oneself to be perceived as silly, you’ll need to Make A point to be a LITTLe UNREALISTIC if the prospect of surprising yourself & exceeding expectations every once in awhile seems appealing- LYGASAlgorithm. From algos (Greek: ‘pain’) and rhythm (‘regularly repeated’).- John Alejandro KingThe world is your oyster. The bad news: you’re that oyster’s phytoplankton.- John Alejandro KingThe future is not googleable. I found that on Google.- John Alejandro King

Funny + Humor Quotes


Funny Quotes Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try - Lokesh giriMy life is a damn big joke.. because people in it laugh a lot ! :D - VIBHOR DEMTAThose who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse - Patricia SchwitzerPeople who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. - Donald Lynn FrostNever leave a bathroom without an idea - Edmond H SweidyThere are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see you later'. - El Haji NeroLife is not a joke. Its a comedy serial. - Gyan SaxenaThe Mailman's Creed should be changed to 'We deliver whenever we feel like it. - The Quoted IrisHumor is a very funny depression, bright, colorful pessimism - RomeoNever say 'Lid' in a drugstore! - The Quoted IrisShoes make my toes tingle. Oh, oh...that's the super glue. - Anthony T HincksIf I had a name like ... .- -- ..- . .-.. / -- --- .-. ... . I'd probably invent Morse code too. - John Alejandro KingThe world is your oyster. The bad news: you’re that oyster’s phytoplankton. - John Alejandro KingITS NOT WITHOUT ITS MERIT & BUILDS Character to believe in yourself when certain & not concern oneself to be perceived as silly, you’ll need to Make A point to be a LITTLe UNREALISTIC if the prospect of surprising yourself & exceeding expectations every once in awhile seems appealing - LYGASDepending on the kind of man he is, he zips down when he sees a woman. Depending on the kind of woman she is, she zips up when she sees a man. Is that what Americans call zip code? - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf only one could follow one’s dreams as easily as one follows others on Twitter and Instagram ! - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf you’re not catching fun, cast a new net. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWhen chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina? - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWhen chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina? - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguHow do you mend the promises you break — stitching, gumming, welding, nailing, stapling? - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguA surveillance video is a nature documentary about humans. - John Alejandro King*Every* picture is actual size. - John Alejandro KingWhat color does your mood ring turn after you read about thermochromism? - John Alejandro KingA liar needs a good memory. I forget why. - John Alejandro King

All Humor Quotes

If we desire to enrich health, relationships, and creativity then have fun and humour in our life!- Adrian McGinnA sense of humour easies our tension, and lightens all our senses up!- Adrian McGinnI see what's on your mind because I'm a neurosurgeon.- Anthony T HincksIf somebody shaves their head bald, do they get noon o'clock shadow?- The Quoted IrisEarly to bed, early to rise, you're a grandpa no surprise.- Raymond Richard ReepBand-Aids Don't Fix EVERYTHING But I Wish They Did- kate stevensIt is now safe to turn off your computer.- Sam ArmstrongHuman brain is the most beautiful thing god ever created, I guess it was right after creating himself- Lokesh giri

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