Humor Quotes Pictures
Positivity creates a solution to every problem. Negativity creates a problem in every solution..
Confidence Creativity Faith Philosophy Wisdom
Problem Solution
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..People World Problem
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...
Funny Inspirational Short Witty
Love People Find
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..
Funny Short Witty Wisdom One liners
Love People Find
When I hear Johnny boy sing 'I read the news today, oh boy!'. That's my reaction to life, treat it like it's nothing, and deflect with sarcasm. A lot..
-Brandon Hynes Life Today Thinking Laugh Read
-Brandon Hynes Life Today Thinking Laugh Read
Work is great , therefore you must not consume it all today. Spare a part of it for tomorrow...Work Today Tomorrow
The human sperm and the Olympic swimmer are the same. They may swim out their energies, but may not..Work Today Tomorrow
If the tail wags the dog, is the dog any less happy?..
Happiness Philosophy Politics Wisdom
Work Today Tomorrow
If delay and indecision are the parents of failure, how did they ever get around to having sex???..Work Today Tomorrow
We may lose our mind sometimes but never lose our sense of humour as it is key to survival and..
Inspirational Life Short Success Wisdom
Work Today Tomorrow
My boss claims he’s grooming me for promotion – but so far he’s hardly picked any lice from..Work Today Tomorrow
Top 10 Humor Quotes
How do you mend the promises you break — stitching, gumming, welding, nailing, stapling?- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
When chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina?- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
When chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina?- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
If you’re not catching fun, cast a new net.- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
If only one could follow one’s dreams as easily as one follows others on Twitter and Instagram !- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Depending on the kind of man he is, he zips down when he sees a woman. Depending on the kind of woman she is, she zips up when she sees a man. Is that what Americans call zip code?- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
ITS NOT WITHOUT ITS MERIT & BUILDS Character to believe in yourself when certain & not concern oneself to be perceived as silly, you’ll need to Make A point to be a LITTLe UNREALISTIC if the prospect of surprising yourself & exceeding expectations every once in awhile seems appealing- LYGAS
Algorithm. From algos (Greek: ‘pain’) and rhythm (‘regularly repeated’).- John Alejandro King
The world is your oyster. The bad news: you’re that oyster’s phytoplankton.- John Alejandro King
The future is not googleable. I found that on Google.- John Alejandro King
Funny + Humor Quotes ⇑
Funny Quotes
Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try - Lokesh giri
My life is a damn big joke.. because people in it laugh a lot ! :D - VIBHOR DEMTA
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse - Patricia Schwitzer
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. - Donald Lynn Frost
Never leave a bathroom without an idea - Edmond H Sweidy
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see you later'. - El Haji Nero
Life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial. - Gyan Saxena
The Mailman's Creed should be changed to 'We deliver whenever we feel like it. - The Quoted Iris
Humor is a very funny depression, bright, colorful pessimism - Romeo
Never say 'Lid' in a drugstore! - The Quoted Iris
Shoes make my toes tingle. Oh, oh...that's the super glue. - Anthony T Hincks
If I had a name like ... .- -- ..- . .-.. / -- --- .-. ... . I'd probably invent Morse code too. - John Alejandro King
The world is your oyster. The bad news: you’re that oyster’s phytoplankton. - John Alejandro King
ITS NOT WITHOUT ITS MERIT & BUILDS Character to believe in yourself when certain & not concern oneself to be perceived as silly, you’ll need to Make A point to be a LITTLe UNREALISTIC if the prospect of surprising yourself & exceeding expectations every once in awhile seems appealing - LYGAS
Depending on the kind of man he is, he zips down when he sees a woman. Depending on the kind of woman she is, she zips up when she sees a man. Is that what Americans call zip code? - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
If only one could follow one’s dreams as easily as one follows others on Twitter and Instagram ! - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
If you’re not catching fun, cast a new net. - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
When chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina? - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
When chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina? - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
How do you mend the promises you break — stitching, gumming, welding, nailing, stapling? - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
A surveillance video is a nature documentary about humans. - John Alejandro King
*Every* picture is actual size. - John Alejandro King
What color does your mood ring turn after you read about thermochromism? - John Alejandro King
A liar needs a good memory. I forget why. - John Alejandro King
All Humor Quotes ⇑
If we desire to enrich health, relationships, and creativity then have fun and humour in our life!- Adrian McGinn
A sense of humour easies our tension, and lightens all our senses up!- Adrian McGinn
I see what's on your mind because I'm a neurosurgeon.- Anthony T Hincks
If somebody shaves their head bald, do they get noon o'clock shadow?- The Quoted Iris
Early to bed, early to rise, you're a grandpa no surprise.- Raymond Richard Reep
Band-Aids Don't Fix EVERYTHING But I Wish They Did- kate stevens
It is now safe to turn off your computer.- Sam Armstrong
Human brain is the most beautiful thing god ever created, I guess it was right after creating himself- Lokesh giri
Related Categories: