
When I woke up yesterday, I was Salma Hayek, it wasn't easy, with so many hands in Hollywood trying to grab my *ss. Thank goodness I'm myself again after this morning. -Matt Bill
Published On: November 13th 2009, Friday @ 3:11:04 AM
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