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I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had two pairs. I beat him up for hoarding shoes and took a pair for myself. -Kevin B Johnston

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Published On: March 30th 2019, Saturday @ 2:07:25 PM
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Keywords: Cry Men Pair Shoe 

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