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Jack Brown

Jack Brown

Gender:Male
Location:United States Of America
Occupation:Writer
Experience on Earth:26 Years
Experience on OwnQuotes: 13 Years 0 Months
Short Bio: You didn't seriosly expect to find any thing here did you??

Jack Brown Quotes

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War is the oil in the gears of politics. It keeps things running and it smells really bad. War is the oil in the gears of politics. It keeps things running and it smells really bad...

To be submissive is to give up the will to shape your own life. To be submissive is to give up the will to shape your own life...

Show me a man who likes to do extrem mental equations, and I will show you a man who needs a good Show me a man who likes to do extrem mental equations, and I will show you a man who needs a good..

Creativity is a fickle thing, sometimes it makes you rich but sometimes it makes you dead, very Creativity is a fickle thing, sometimes it makes you rich but sometimes it makes you dead, very..

I am the hunter and I am the prey. This is the nature of everything, we are hunted by those I am the hunter and I am the prey. This is the nature of everything, we are hunted by those..

Sometimes life makes me laugh, sometimes it makes me cry, sometimes it makes me mad. But it never Sometimes life makes me laugh, sometimes it makes me cry, sometimes it makes me mad. But it never..

Funny Life

Life Cry Laugh
Forgive lord for I Forgive lord for I'm about to sin, just to get that all settled...

Funny God Short

Forgive
When my time comes and I must make journey into the stars to find my celestial home, I When my time comes and I must make journey into the stars to find my celestial home, I'm going to..

Time Find Journey Home
Know me for what I am, not that which I pretend to be. Know me for what I am, not that which I pretend to be...

Love Relationship

Know
1 in 100 people believe that fractions are evil things that happen to other people. 1 in 100 people believe that fractions are evil things that happen to other people...

Funny

People Believe Happen Evil
Would you if given the choice chose to save the life of another, but in doing so lose your own? I Would you if given the choice chose to save the life of another, but in doing so lose your own? I..

Philosophy Truth

Trying to descibe nothing is an oxymoron initself. Trying to descibe nothing is an oxymoron initself...

Funny

Creation, is simply the change of nothing into everything. Creation, is simply the change of nothing into everything...

Change

Change
If there is an after life, I don If there is an after life, I don't really care at the moment I'm still living this one...

Funny Life Short

Life Living Care Moment
The world is not going insane, it was already insane and it just took this long for us to start The world is not going insane, it was already insane and it just took this long for us to start..

Witty

World
When old or other dying people are staring off into space it When old or other dying people are staring off into space it's because they are wondering what they'..

Death

Life People Space
All of us are a little bit insane. If we weren All of us are a little bit insane. If we weren't, life would be really boring...

Life

Life
Going into a meditative state Going into a meditative state' is just another way of saying 'I'm going to sleep while sitting okay?..

Way Sleep
Taking life seriously is like trying to find an ounce of philosiphy in corn flakes. If you do it Taking life seriously is like trying to find an ounce of philosiphy in corn flakes. If you do it..

Life Philosophy

My state of being is as important to people who don My state of being is as important to people who don't know me as the stock market is to a two year..

Ahh choices, the bane of my existance. Ahh choices, the bane of my existance...

I have faith in the fact that I am still alive. That is basically the only thing I I have faith in the fact that I am still alive. That is basically the only thing I'm sure of at the..

Faith Life

Moment Faith Fact Alive
My other car is the Chariot of Death. My other car is the Chariot of Death...

Funny

I am the student and I am the teacher. I am the light and I am the dark. I am the one and I am the I am the student and I am the teacher. I am the light and I am the dark. I am the one and I am the..

Philosophy

When I see myself in the mirror in the morning I do not ask myself any thing more philosophical than 'Shall I have butter with my toast this morning?'
-Jack Brown

Funny Philosophy

People Way
I am one of the only people in the world who know exactly what they are. I am human and I am a soul I am one of the only people in the world who know exactly what they are. I am human and I am a soul..

soul random

People Know World Time Human
The thing about common society is that even if they see big foot making polite conversation with aliens they will right it off as a dream, a
-Jack Brown

Nature Truth

I I'm am weak, yes. I am small, yes. But do not under estimate me or I shall be your down fall...

When I look up at the stars at night I think When I look up at the stars at night I think 'Whoa I am really small compared to all that' and I..

Philosophy Time Truth perspective thought

Time Think Change Look Realize
People who write in all caps all the time are making up for low intelligince People who write in all caps all the time are making up for low intelligince..

Truth

Trust cannot be proven unless a little is given first. Trust cannot be proven unless a little is given first...

Philosophy Short Truth Trust

Trust
I I'm free when I'm dead until then my hand will always be forced to act...

Work hardwork action

Act Hand Dead
When all the options you are given are bad make your own. When all the options you are given are bad make your own...

Philosophy

Because I am human, it is my destiny to make mistakes. That is the only thing that is set in stone. Because I am human, it is my destiny to make mistakes. That is the only thing that is set in stone...

Philosophy mistake

Human Destiny
My only regret is everything. My only regret is everything...

Short

Regret
I am me and no one can change that. So now that we I am me and no one can change that. So now that we've astablished that, who am I?..

Funny Philosophy Truth

The only immortality that humans can achieve is through the passing on of our knowledge. The only immortality that humans can achieve is through the passing on of our knowledge...

Life Philosophy Short Witty knowledge

Knowledge Achieve
Music is like the ocean, it washes through you and when you lie down and relax you still feel the Music is like the ocean, it washes through you and when you lie down and relax you still feel the..

Music Nature Philosophy Truth

Feel Lie Music
Gods like war, it keeps us from thinking. Gods like war, it keeps us from thinking...

God War

Thinking War
When people wish that loved ones were alive again and are disipointed when they don When people wish that loved ones were alive again and are disipointed when they don't come I think "..

Death Desire Funny

To the past we are the future. To the past we are the future...

Time Witty wordplay

Future Past
If you stare at some one long enough they blink. If you stare at some one long enough they blink...

Funny Short

When people ask me for answers that I don When people ask me for answers that I don't know, I tell them to figure it out on their own and..

Life Philosophy Wisdom

People Know Listen
Where do I go when I die, I Where do I go when I die, I'm guessing that I won't know until I get there, and then it will be to..

Death Funny

Know Die
Knowledge isn Knowledge isn't power if it isn't put into use...

Philosophy Short Wisdom One liners knowledge

Power Knowledge
99.9% of all people who eat pickles die. 99.9% of all people who eat pickles die...

Death Funny

People Die
The road to hell is not paved with good intentions, it is mostly paved with religions and souls The road to hell is not paved with good intentions, it is mostly paved with religions and souls..

Death Funny Nature Religion soul

Think Need Hell Road
Now and forever there are seeds of ignorance, fear, greed and hatred in the hearts of men. All they Now and forever there are seeds of ignorance, fear, greed and hatred in the hearts of men. All they..

Philosophy Truth Fear

Fear Forever Men Water Ignorance
The only ways that I can think of to be afraid of the sea are, you The only ways that I can think of to be afraid of the sea are, you're aqua-phobic, someone you know..

Nature Philosophy

Know Think Fear Afraid
I am of the opinion that we create our own little worlds, with magic and dragons and glorious wars I am of the opinion that we create our own little worlds, with magic and dragons and glorious wars..

Funny Imagination Philosophy

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