I only smoke when I

I only smoke when I'm on fire, very painful, don't recommend it. -David L. Rose

Author's Comments: Retired welder, been on fire more than once, and a stock answer when a health professional inquires is I have ever smoked.

Published On: February 19th 2019, Tuesday @ 7:24:59 AM

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Categories: Funny Short

Keywords: Fire



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